Blogging the Weezel

Ok, so I made it back to my blog today, yay! Starting where I left off yesterday, it's summer time again for most of us and time to consider making some new goals for ourselves. For some of us, these could include a vacation to somewhere new, or maybe taking in a concert, or for others maybe it's to look like Brooklyn Decker (or whichever other SI swimsuit model you love to hate) by next summer. However, I think that a much more satisfying goal will try to make some new frenemies. It will be a challenge, better yet, it will be my Everest, but maybe Bitch is the new Blonde, do they have all the fun?

My fave comedian Katt Williams illustrates the point I'm trying to make so much better. If you're not familiar with him yet, it's about time you jump on this Pimp train, he'll change your life.

Since he uses a rather large amount of let's say "expressive" language, I will supply the link, all you have to do is click... go ahead, don't be scurrrred..... just don't forget to come back.
(*ok so I 'm lying, really I don't know how to save the file so I can upload this video, but I will figure it out. eventually)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7z_ztMxBgk&feature=PlayList&p=2C6B6D9B38FCF8FF&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1

Speaking of Blondes, let's segue into a introduction of my BFF Jen Dub *(not her real last name)

This lady is a Taurus through and through. Can be a little tough to get her out on the town but once she's out, watch out. She is the Hall to my Oates and the Ying to my Yang.

She will beat most anyone in a battle of wits.

The coolest Chick ever and it's such a shame that she never visits me in "Texasss".

Jen is Co-Captain of our lil crew called the Nerd Herd, the name is ironic that's why we like it.

(Please hold all applause, questions, and laughter til the end.)

The NH's founding directors are myself, Jen Dub, Clinton Taylor, and Brook Treas.
We all first became acquainted a Homecomings Financial back in 2005 but were all on separate journeys at the time. The company laid off its San Diego division and one-by-one we each landed a job at good 'ol Chase. In September 2007, we held the first official assembly over many pitchers of beer at Cass Bar & Grille in Pacific Beach, California. The club's roster of members and honorary members has grown to nearly a dozen since it's inception. We've ventured on Booze Cruises, had a legendary 80's themed party for Jen's birthday last year, and watched countless sunsets from Shore Club.

The Nerd Herd Credo-

Keep your Standards High,

Expectations Low,

and Pimp Hand Strong.

Our Mascot:

"Weezy Woo" the Ferret, aka Weezle

Our Motto:
Let's Get Weezely!

Hope some of you liked my summer music I posted yesterday.
In addition, My fave singer Rhett Miller from the Old 97's just received amazing reviews from Rolling Stone on his new album. Check him out. http://www.shoutfactory.com/pics/temp/rhett-rolling_stone.jpg

Here's a few easy poolside reads I'm working on:

5 People Who Died During Sex - loads of fun facts and lists about people and events in history
Nylon Magazine -covers artists, travel bits, jobs and fashion. They publish an issue for guys too

Agua Como Chocolate (Like Water for Chocolate) - This one comes in Spanish and English

Ciao for now.